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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:11

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The Fog of Trade War Is Causing Confusion About Price Increases - WSJ
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
What is your favorite underrated movie and why? What makes it underrated? How did you find it?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Defense Department signs OpenAI for $200 million 'frontier AI' pilot project - theregister.com
So they tried
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
GOP megabill could undermine US energy production, Republicans warn - Politico
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hantavirus, the disease that killed Gene Hackman's wife, is spreading - HOLA
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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It is possible to remove a voice from a double voice audio so I can hear just the one voice?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This Type of Fiber Could Have Weight Loss Benefits Similar to Ozempic - ScienceAlert
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Mormon Wives Come Together for Season 2 Reunion -- But One Major MokTok Member Is Missing! - TooFab